I had a dream that I was at a wedding when a bunch of angels busted in and took over the mic. They apologized for not taking better care of humanity, but they just now realized that the indoors existed, so they were not aware of most of the things that were going on!

Someone asked why bad things happen to good people.

The angel said: “You like puppies and kittens and rainbows, right? Well, you can’t have any of that stuff unless it sometimes rains cats and dogs!”