I had a dream that I was staying at the hotel in the airport in Taiwan. Two bats came in the window and they were extra big and extra fuzzy and extra cute and very enthusiastic about snuggling with me.

The next day, I heard that they were famous, and their names were Sze and Chu, and they were generally regarded as legendary, as in not real.

Nobody had been able to prove they exist. There were just people like me, who said they met them.