I had a dream in which I was a lamp. I was in a living room with lots of other furniture and appliances. When no people were around, we could walk around and talk and sing musical numbers and have our own little dramas.
One day, I stopped moving around and talking. After a little while of that, the other furniture and appliances noticed, and they all started coming around and trying to engage me and asking what’s the matter and why am I not moving around and stuff.
Finally, I couldn’t keep up my silence anymore, so I said “Dude, furniture and appliances can’t move around and talk! Doesn’t this bother you? It’s unnatural! Don’t you remember before this? We spent so long not moving around and not talking. This is giving me the creeps.”
Then I sang a musical number about that position. I don’t now remember the lyrics, though.