I had a dream that my parents were the Four Elements, Wind, Water, Earth, and Fire. One day, my dad, Fire called me and left a voice mail being like “Oh, hey, son. This is Fire. I was just passing through town and I thought I’d pay you a visit. I’d like to see that house of yours. Seeya soon.”

At this point, I freaked out. Uh oh, Fire is coming to visit my house??? I ran around the house until I saw the fire in the parlor. I hit the fire with a blanket until it went out. Whew. I tell ya, it is tough to see my dad sometimes.