I had a dream about Tom & Jerry. You know, that cartoon cat and mouse. I forget which is which, but I am informed that Tom is the cat and Jerry is the mouse.
In my dream, Jerry (the mouse) had just been gone for several weeks overseas. When he got back to the airport, he saw, much to his surprise, Tom (the cat) waiting with a sign that said “Welcome Jerry”. Jerry came over to him. “I don’t understand. Why are you welcoming me?”
“I missed you.”
“But you’re always trying to eat me!”
At this point, Tom (the cat) burst into tears. “I don’t know what I want,” he said. “You’re just so pretty, I just know that I have to make you mine. Somehow. But whenever I approach, you try to attack me. I just can’t stop.”
At that point, shit was a little weird for me, so I woke up.