I had a dream that there was this weird internet meme where there was this Word document being forwarded around in email and whatnot. The Word document was filled with poorly-worded, foaming-at-the-mouth, over-the-top praise for The White Ravens. Part of the meme was that, when you got the Word document, you were supposed to add your own, and try to outdo the earlier people in the over-the-topness of your praise, and in the poorness of your use of grammar, and in the ineptness of your graphic design. Then you were supposed to forward that Word document widely.

This was my first dream of the night. Therefore, in an effort to remember this dream through the rest of the night, I had a couple of dreams in which I told people about this dream.

Anybody want to start this meme? I’m talking to you, The Internet.