I had a dream that I went on a week-long program to Ireland. When I got there, I was surprised to discover that the people of Ireland still lived in the indigenous Celtic way. I don’t know why this is not something that’s widely known.

However, they still spoke English.

Anyway, the week-long program turned out to be sitting in a hotel all week listening to people talk to us about Ireland. Not Irish people, of course. Americans and British people. Then we left.

I was pretty pissed off that they didn’t get us out to see the people and the culture. I was complaining to some of the other people in the program. They said “What? Why didn’t you just skip some of the workshops? That’s what you’re supposed to do.”