I had a dream that I convinced some friends of mine to act in a Star Trek fanfilm. We shot some scenes and stuff, and then I was ready to edit it all together.

Someone saw me in the editing room and found out my terrible secret. I was not editing this footage into a Star WARS fanfilm.

Everybody was so mad. “Hey, I agreed to act in a Star TREK film. Not some dorky Star Wars shit!”

I knew that. That was why I perpetuated this lie.