Vegas!
Tags:I had a dream that Beth and I went to Las Vegas. We kinda split up because we were each interested in different things. The dream begins when we both get back together.
Beth: “How’d you do, Ryan?”
Me: “This place is starting to creep me out. I can’t take all this … fear. Or, … loathing.”
Beth: “Me neither. Let’s get out of here.”
Me: “uh… about that. I kinda, … gambled away the car. See, it was like this: I gambled away all my money and then I was like ‘oh man, Beth is gonna kill me! I gotta win this back.’ so I gambled away everything else I had. Including the car, which in retrospect, was not a wise decision. I managed to save back $50, though.”
Beth: “That’s better than me. I’m clean out of money. Man. I’d give a half a million dollars if someone could give me $500.”
Me: “What, are you involved in some sort of pyramid scheme or something?”
Beth: “Huh???”
Me: “I’ve got a plan. Let’s use my last $50 to buy a gun.”
Beth: “That seems like a wise investment.”
and, scene.