Last night I had a dream that I was part of a production crew that was going to make a movie about the army. As part of our research, we made a special deal with the army to let us go through boot camp, so that we could get a more realistic idea what the army was like.

Then, while we were in boot camp, they decided to escalate the war. They told us to quickly pack our bags and get ready to ship out.

We tried to protest that we were not really in the army, and we were just there to check it out. The look they gave us showed that they didn’t care what the reason was that we were in the army.

I tried to think about ways to escape.

I woke up.