I had a dream that there was a “secret-pooping competition”. Contestants got on the stage one at a time. With each contestant were three decoys. There were four toilets on stage, and the contestant and each decoy sat on one. The decoys were just going to sit calmly on their toilet. The contestant was going to poop, and try to disguise the fact that they were pooping.

The audience would then vote on who they thought was pooping. The winner is the person who got the fewest votes during their round.